Dealing With Zombies

Taking a moment out for a little fun, suffice it to say that I’ve always had a problem with zombies. Way back in the day, they were slow and plodding, and those were relatively easy to handle. Yet, people always ran inside the house, and that’s how they’d eventually get caught. Nowadays, zombies are actually as fast as the rest of us, sometimes faster, and their stamina is amazing for creatures that supposedly aren’t breathing. And they think; who ever heard of thinking zombies?

Of course all of this is fanciful stuff, and yet, every once in awhile, I’ll have a zombie dream. At different stages of my life, I’ve had series of zombie dreams, and I don’t care how many psychologists say if you have a bad dream just go back to sleep, I’m not doing it because I’ve entered right back into a dream I’ve left more than once in my life.

So, is there any real escape from zombies? Well, how’s about this little video tutorial about it; I wish I’d seen this yesterday, while it was still Halloween, but it’ll work here just as well:

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33 thoughts on “Dealing With Zombies”

  1. Actually, they were Dennis. I don’t watch any of the ones today because, well, they’re just a bit too intense, if you know what I mean.

  2. LOL. Now that’s a hilarious clip from the guys over at commoncraft. šŸ™‚

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  3. hi Mitch,
    I’m a blogging newbie, and found your blog because of your blogging tips, but then noticed this post on zombies.
    If you’ll allow me to make a recommendation, one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen about zombies was this one:
    How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
    Makes me want to go down to Home Depot and pick up a NECROSLEDGE.
    ~ Steve, aka the Trade Show Guru

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    1. Thanks for writing, Steve. I’ll be checking out that post as soon as I can; I bet it’s hilarious.

  4. I also have the occassional zombie nightmare, but I’m lucky that they always turn lucid so that I can wake myself up! lol
    Nella and I watched the video together just now and it was too funny! Can’t wait til I can make my own zombie movie. I’m almost done editing it!

    1. I’m so glad I don’t have zombie movies anymore; man, that was a couple of tough decades for me lol

  5. Nope, for me it’s always been vampires, and not the crap that’s coming out these days, I mean the real non friendly type that only want your blood. You certainly wouldn’t fall in love with them.
    .-= SireĀ“s last blog ..What Is The True Power Of The Blog? =-.

    1. I hear you, Sire. Vampires didn’t start scaring me until I saw the movie Night Stalker lol

      1. You know, I saw that at home and I was almost bored to tears; ugh. Yeah, bloodthirsty, but I think I turned it off because I was plain ol’ bored.

      2. Yikes! I know what you mean about Vampire movies today, Sire! One of my fav Facebook groups is “Twilight: The Story Of A Girls Choice Between Beastiality And Necrophilia”. Like Harry Potter I love that it’s getting kids to read, but I’d rather be caned than watch it!

    1. Dude, that movie came out in 1992; you weren’t THAT young! lol

      I’ve never seen Blade; not even sure why I was never drawn to it.

      1. Well, that wasn’t Bram Stoker’s. And I wasn’t scared of vampires then because they only went after women. lol

      2. Now see, because the 1992 movie was so dull, it never occurred to me to know that it was supposed to be based on the same thing as that original Dracula movie. Certainly didn’t seem like close to the same interpretation to me.

      3. That’s my thought. However, it’s possible that the second movie conformed more to the book than the original; I’m not really sure since I never read it, though.

      1. Ah. We might have to compare collections, although if you don’t have any Star Trek books in your collection it’s going to be a short conversation lol

      2. I have a ton of books, I must say. Those, and old Peanuts books as well. What’s your favorite genre?

      3. Mysteries and detective stories, especially if they have at least a little bit of humor and personality in them. Of course, Star Trek books are something entirely different.

  6. I’m actually pretty addicted to True Blood, but I enjoy the supporting characters a lot more than Sookie & Bill. Anna Paquin has grown up to be a terrible actress and that accent she puts on for True Blood is grating! Otherwise, I love the other characters! LOL

    1. Actually I think Sookie is hot, but I’m not impressed my Bills acting at all. Sure as hell can’t see how Sookie got involved with him.

    2. Yeah, I have to say that Anna Paquin might not be the best actress, but she turned out to be much hotter than I ever thought she could be. I’ve only seen a couple of shows, though; part of me doesn’t buy the concept of the show.

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